The philosophy of the Dark Side of the Bipolar Religion is to make an effort to spend as much of your life as possible in the dark. While we do not condone locking yourself in the closet to accomplish this and while we do not condone satanism, we do support and condone every effort to move from antarctica to the artic following the seasonal darkness.
Darth Vader, The Grim Reaper, The Sith Dark Lord, Vlad the Impaler, all sought the dark powers. However we suspect they were all equatorial. Puny little delusional mind benders who did not have the power to ratiocinate themselves out of a wet paper sack. Else they would have moved from pole to pole and lived their entire lives in the dark.
The clarion cold polar night opens the heavens stars up like a invitation to the universe. Will you wonder where the sun is? Will you wonder when it will come out again? Will you think of natives living amongst the trees in the Amazon forest? What will you be? What will you become, living in the shadows forever. What will your eyes look to without our stars diurnal return. Be free from provincialism, be free from equatorialism, treasure your existence.
How many people on the Dark Side does it take to change a light bulb? None. Why destroy something as pristine as night.
Become as rich as earth my brothers and my sisters.
panoptic \pan-OP-tik\ adjective
: being or presenting a comprehensive or panoramic view