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And for the people who choose to live their entire lives in the daylight by moving from daylight solstice to daylight solstice their mantra should probably be: “Have a good day"…

And what do you get when you condense an Arctic Summer Day into a very very small space.....lightning....kapow

The entire summation of all of Human history in all recorded annals has come to this startling revelation…..you can spend the most of the rest of your life in the daylight.

I see a bright and shiny day coming…..when all children will live in peace all day long in the daylight.....though they will be as cold as the lowest ring of Dante's Inferno…..living in both poles daylight. …..hahaha

And for all you sun-worshippers, why don't you be sun-worshippers for real, instead of giving lip service to the sun by only living with it for twelve hours at a time....here in the land of twelve hour days and twelve hour nights.

Are you strong enough to stay up all day long....the poor Inuit and Norwegian children can't say that....so always remember….as a boost to your ego...that if you try real hard .....you can stay up all day long. …..hahaha

Heere it come folks..heeeere it come, twelve hours of daylight headed our way Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder…..heeeere it come.

Yes you can ma’am, you can spend the rest of your life in the daylight...moving from pole to pole....which some of you are pretty good at I have heard.

You are talking to someone who has achieved new plains of lightness in their mind [Hand on Chest].....I have reached the state where I can imagine it light all the time ... and I ain't even high.

I have a girlfriend with blonde hair, she said: "My hair is light all the time"…..and I said: "I could spend my entire life in the light.“

Know what the Light Priests of the Bipolar Religion wear to keep their britches up......a sunbelt.

And on the light side of the bipolar religion there will NOT be any pesky angels coming down and waking you up in the middle of the night with bright lights.....because, it will be …..like.....already light.

What do you call being locked in the closet for three months with the lights on ... cultural enlightenment

Light is psychologically beneficial to mental health...so it is my psychiatric belief that we should make all the nuts move from pole to pole in the daylight for their own benefit ... something that crazy they are probably up to anyhows … I call it Pole Therapy

Going around and around it the daylight at the poles is more fun than Disneyland .. and its free ... moreover even the midgets can have fun because you don't have to be this tall to ride.

A friend of mine exclaimed: "Now you can keep the white girls in the light .... all you have to do is get them to run from pole to pole."[ Laugh ] and I replied: "They are already doing that.“

Did you hear about the member of the Light side of the Bipolar Religion who was dyslexic ….she ran from pole to pole alright…except she did it in the dark.