- Thou shall play with your pole
- Thou shall not play with more than one pole at a time
- Thou shall look upon with disdain anybody with real short ones
- Thou shall not pretend you can do it or anything else all day long
- Thou shall realize tomorrow is already here
- Thou shall not covet other peoples poles
- Thou shall realize that since there are only two poles you will have to share
- Thou shall not engage your pole into anything it can't get itself out of
- Thou shall love your pole with your whole heart, soul, and mind
- Thou shall not refer to your pole as a woodie since trees don't grow there
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