So….like how to evangelists teach the Bible to Inuits…..preaching how Jesus is the Bread of Life….since the Inuits do not know what bread is…..and since the analogy is based on food and eating…..then a equitable analogy would have to be based on food that the Inuits DO eat….therefore, since the Inuits eat walrus…..we might in an effort to be reasonable agree that Jesus is the Walrus of Life…..though if Jesus tried to break a Walrus up into 5,000 pieces there might be a little bit of a tussle. …..hahaha
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Apply for membership in the Bipolar Religion. Of course you have to like a whole lot of it. The good thing about it is that it can be either light or dark. Note: We do not discriminate against equatorial people. We just think your decision to live in increments of twelve hour days and twelve hour night is really weird. Weirdos!
Membership has reached a new high in the Bipolar Religion. The exciting thing is most of them profess to be pole worshippers. Bless their hearts.
For those people who suffer from being bipolar we know now that your bipolarness in the long run has substance. So rather than seek medical treatment for being Bipolar, refine your disease, macerate in it, go lock yourself in the closet and practice it.
Russia to Claim North Pole
Russia is planting their flag under the sea at the North Pole today (8/4/2007). The plan to place the Russian flag underneath the ice and directly on the sea bed is an effort to ensure that the world is aware of Russia's claim on the North Pole as part of the country's Exclusive Economic Zone. Two small submarines will dive from a surface research ship to plant the flag. A member of Russia's parliament will be on board one of the subs. This is the first I've heard of underwater flag planting and it will be interesting to see if Russia's claim is acknowledged through this act. Canada and Denmark are also very interested in maintaining claims to the Arctic. The New York Times has more.
Become as rich as earth my brothers and my sisters.